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A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

HAHAHAHA ! Got this off http://www.bash.org full of hilarious shit pulled from IRC chats.

I had a great weekend ! It was relaxing and very enjoyable. Went to an African opera and it was great ! It was pretty amazing how they could recreate some of Mozart's pieces through the use of a native wooden keyboard ( i have no idea what this instrument is called yet ) and by stomping their feet. Much better than any Jonas brothers crap or something like that. Anyway here's a link http://www.newasia-singapore.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=941&Itemid=64

Oh i also won myself another xbox360 because i bleed awesome juice which leaked into my coke zero bottle, making it super awesome which then produced a magic number at the bottom of the cap which contained the winning code for my brand new xbox 360 ! Suck on that universe ! God I'm so awesomeeeeeeee collecting it this weekend :) I'm still thinking about what to do with it. Hmmmmmmmmmm
posted by Nicholas Chen at 2:21 AM